Last Friday Night 34

[awestriker]

Last Friday afternoon, Zim tried to take over the world again. Seeing as I'm the sole line of defense between him and total Irken domination of Earth, he came for me first...

★ This is a game of mad libs!
★ You get to choose whatever you like to place in the blanks. ;)
★ There are no right or wrong answers; be as creative as you like!
★ You get 2 cards for answering!
★ You'll get 1 extra card if you start all of the words in the blanks with the BONUS LETTER OF THE WEEK! (Note: if you use an article (this, a, the, etc.), that doesn't count towards this! If you fill a blank with "the loophole" it begins with L, not T, in other words.)
★ This round is closed!

Skool's almost out for the winter, and Zim was ready with a full arseal of automated snowball ________. He came straight for me after skool, not even pausing for me to take out my emergency ________ or wait for the other kids to move out of the way. I escaped into the ________, where Zim was unable to find me. I'm safe for now, but there's only so long I can avoid him... I have to do something about those snowballs.

This week's bonus letter is A!